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I am bad at flirting

I am bad at flirting

Random guy:

“Hi! Just wanted to say that you have a phenomenal smile.”

Me:

“Thanks! It’s my dad’s!”

#IAmBadAtFlirting

Just kidding.

I didn’t say that. I didn’t say anything at all. I don’t respond to anyone on dating websites. I’m not ready to date, you know that…

Posted on August 15, 2016August 23, 2016Categories Adult, Awkward, Humor, UncategorizedTags Humor, onlinedating, shegetitfromherdaddyLeave a comment on I am bad at flirting
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